What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.