What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

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What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.