What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.