What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

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Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.