What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.