Cardboard Box Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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Netherland Jokes More Netherland Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.