Cardboard Box Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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A Tupac...

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

Netherland Jokes More Netherland Jokes

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.