Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why do flower beds have mulch?

So you can't see their underplants.

Why are flowers the best test takers?

They have all of the anthers.

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

Promiscuous Girl Jokes More Promiscuous Girl Jokes

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed?

A tater thot