Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

Promiscuous Girl Jokes More Promiscuous Girl Jokes

What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed?

A tater thot

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.