Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

Retirement Home Jokes More Retirement Home Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Silk Jokes More Silk Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.