What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

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Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

How do your trigger a SJW?

Oops.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.