What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage?

World of Wardraft.

What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

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What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

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What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!