What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

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What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

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What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.