What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

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Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.