Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.