Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

calc-U-LATER

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins