Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe