Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town