Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

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Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

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Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

What do you call an all black sorority?

A minority