Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

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Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

When are minorities not minorities?

When you look at crime statistics.