They don't like the taste of being the minority!
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Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.
When you look at crime statistics.
A minority
Both looking for a tight seal.
Hey, this looks new!"
Tequila Mockingbird!
About three fifths.
A rehearsal
Because actions speak louder than words.
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
A felonious monk
Because they are most certainly guilty.
Toucan play at that game!
He was caught playing in A minor.
Shoepremacy.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing