Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

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What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

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Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.