Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.