Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

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What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .