Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

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Oh my god a talking coconut!

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HIP HOP

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sleigh-er

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I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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He was un hoppy !

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."