What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!