What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.