What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-