What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

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Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!