What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

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What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-