What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

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What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)