How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

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What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

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What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

How do you get rid of a Reddit admin?

Chooter

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer