What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

Slipper Jokes More Slipper Jokes

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers! :D

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.