What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.