Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk