Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
I hold mine by the ears.
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
Throw a flashbang into the room.
Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"
A baby with burst armbands.
motorcycles don't have trunks
On television !
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.
