Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !