What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

Hotel Manager Jokes More Hotel Manager Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.