What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"