How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

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What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !