How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?

A snout bout!

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!