How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in?

An elevader.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!