Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.