Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!