Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.