Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

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What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.