Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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What's the simplest way to make edibles?

Using an easy-bake oven.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

Chopstick Jokes More Chopstick Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!