Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What does Lebron use to high jump?

The Flosberry Flop.

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

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Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies"

Chopstick Jokes More Chopstick Jokes

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!