What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

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What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

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Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.