What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius