What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

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How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

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What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside