What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

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What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.