What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

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What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.