How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

What do you call a valet from India?

Mahatma Coat

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.