Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

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Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What does a tornado and a black person have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Archaeologist Jokes More Archaeologist Jokes

What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

What is an archaeologist ?

Someone who's career is in ruins !