How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

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What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

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Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.