How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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How long were you at your last job?

A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

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Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

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Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.