Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

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How do you ruin someones peaceful thoughts?

Puppymonkeybaby

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

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What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"