How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

The tiger lily !

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How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.