How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

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Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.