How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...