How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.