Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist