Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist