What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.