What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby"

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.