What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five