How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

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What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."