How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

Wink Jokes More Wink Jokes

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals