What does the janitor keep in the closet?

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Janitor Jokes More Janitor Jokes

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

Why was the janitor late?

He overswept

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What do you call a closet full of lesbians?

A liquor cabinet.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*