How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.