How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.