What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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More storage space.

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Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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I think I'll just hang around.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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By watching the noose.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?