What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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What is the result?

A tie.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.