What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.