What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

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What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

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What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

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What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

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What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...