What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

Cache Jokes More Cache Jokes

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

Runt Jokes More Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

Venereal Disease Jokes More Venereal Disease Jokes

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.