Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Claude
Just for the halibut.
Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.
To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
A drizzly bear.
Camembert
They're both gold-diggers
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
Do You Hear what I Hear?
Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.
Because he never left the pub.
Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)
And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."
