Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you
A. It saves them a lot of time.
You get a tizzy signal!
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
He hibernated in the summer.
Under-bear.
There were no jokes in the Post.
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal
Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.
Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)
One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!
And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."
