Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
With a crow bar.
A. In the pages of a romance novel.
He's out standing in his field
He doesn't like to be left hanging.
By Sea-Section.
Diego
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
They heard he was a fungi
You can hear their brooms tick!
Because there's a BartEnder there.
Because he never left the pub.
And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."
