Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Because they always take things literally
Because they like being amoosed !
an explosive punchline
Stripey pyjamas !
He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
A Sandy Hook survivor
Binary fish-ion.
She went out with the tide.
She grew out of her B - shells!
Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."
Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.
