Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Because a and b shells are too small.

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Because "B" shells would be too small!

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She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.