What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.