What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.