Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

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What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.