Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay