What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

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What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.