One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
A tire
I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar
One squeeze and they're all over you.
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
No telemarketers.
Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.