Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything?

9/12

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.