What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria