What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

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What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What is a mosquito's favourite sport ?

Skin-diving !