What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

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Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

What starts with r and ends with d?

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How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.