What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria