Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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Why are librarians so shy?

Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.

What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

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What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

Shhh Jokes More Shhh Jokes

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.