Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

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I don't know but I can look it up for you."

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!